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The drunk, still staring down at the sheets, replied, “I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost.” * * * * CONDOM CONVENTION One afternoon, a representative for a condom company was on her way to an international condom convention.
While rushing through the busy airport, she dropped her briefcase carrying her samples, scattering condoms across the floor. •Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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But considering that (when it comes to holidays) mainstream America’s traditions tend to be over-eating, shopping, or getting drunk, I suppose it’s a miracle that the concept of giving thanks even surfaces at all.
Kin Hubbard A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. It must be an odd feeling to be thankful to nobody in particular.
She noticed passersby looking at her as she quickly tried to stuff all of the condoms back into her briefcase. “I’m going to a convention.” * * * * GEORGE CARLIN QUOTES •Always do whatever’s next. •The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
Russell Baker It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving.
•Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore. * * * * FUNNY THANKSGIVING QUOTES Mitch Hedberg I hate turkeys.
If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys.
•Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. •Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. A voice from the heavens boomed “You say you don’t believe in me, but now you are asking for my help?
•Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. ” The atheist looked up and said: Well, ten seconds ago I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness Monster either!